I Didnt find that funny at all

I decide to go over to the basketball court just to see what the younger kids were doing. As i'm walking i see the same old places that been here for years and i think to myself " Damn im 24, and ive been in this town my whole life its time to get the hell out" but thats the least of my worries. So as i walk up the park i see these two teen boys talking to these girls and that reminds me of a time in high school very funny time at that. Back in high school my best friend was a kid name Alex. That was my boy but he moved to seattle after our senior year. One day me and him decide to skip with these two girls and go to the same park i'm at now. We were jus chillin there sittin on the benches you know he had a girl,i had a girl and we were, you know, being teenagers. So we were sittin there and all of a sudden we here police sirens and we were like" oh shit we are goin to jail". So the police car pulled up and the man in the car said "turn around and put your hands up". So we turned around and had our hands up and Alex started to cry and he said to the officer "please dont arrest me im sorry for not being in school and skipping. im so sorry just please dont arrest me!". The officer said "oh so you guys are teenagers skipping huh? i thought ya'll were in college." i said to Alex "you dumbass! being so scared you told the damn officer everything now we are goin to be in trouble your soo damn stupid". "Damn right you guys are in trouble" the officer said and laughed at us.The officer then told us to one by one to walk backwards in to the police car and Alex was still crying like a bitch. So we all got in the back the officer sat in the driver's seat turned around and said "Alex, dont you eva cry like a bitch again". "Toney?" i said."what the hell are you doing scaring us like that for?". Toney is a guy that is 2 or 3 years older than me and he dropped out of high school and worked at Bob's bbq we were pretty cool friends i still think he works there but i haven't been to that place in a while though. Anyway, Toney said "i seen yall walking and i decided to mess with yall". "so how they hell you get the police car" I said." I borrowed it from Big Al's place". "well that explains alot. so let us out Toney" i said. "Aite i got you". As Toney let us out I said "that shit wasn' t funny scaring us like that". " I know i jus wanted to have a little fun". Then we continued to do what we were doing before... being some fools.

This Guy

As I walked out my apartment I see that there is a carnival going on by the bowling alley and I guess that I'll go there later today but for now I’m just going to take a walk. As I walk,I start to walk I decide to walk past the football field and I see this busted up tent on the field and a broke down looking man with a brown paper bag in his hand. So me being the person that I am I go and mess with him . “Aye” I said. “oh how you doing young fella” he says. “ cut the bull old man. “ what u talking bout boy” he said. “ whats your name and whats in the bag?” I said. “ my name is Joseph Johnson but people call me Joe and this my young friend is money”.“ Okay Joe well I'm Ace and where do you get that money from?” “oh this money i found it on the corner buy Smooky's warehouse. "You idiot you going to get killed taking money from that place, im gettin the hell away from you". " Aite see you later young fella". "yeah aite" then i left the field to head back

great start

I look out the window of my apartment on the 4th floor and I stare around, as I look at all the things around me. I love this place its full of characters but I hate these dumbass store names. What you want nails naturals and weaves, 26-hour diner? What the hell? You know what these names are actually clever I like it. As I begin to walk out the house my phone rings. Hello?” I said “Hey Ace what’s up?” “Hey babe (my girl Jesse called) and nothing jus chilling about to take a walk what’s good with you?” “Um nothing I jus called to say that I know that our relationship is great and we been together for a while but I think we should take a break” she said. “Wait really? I’ve been trying to get rid of your ass for a while. Well have a good life good bye.” That jus made my day so as I walk downstairs I think to myself damn today is going to be a good day