I Didnt find that funny at all

I decide to go over to the basketball court just to see what the younger kids were doing. As i'm walking i see the same old places that been here for years and i think to myself " Damn im 24, and ive been in this town my whole life its time to get the hell out" but thats the least of my worries. So as i walk up the park i see these two teen boys talking to these girls and that reminds me of a time in high school very funny time at that. Back in high school my best friend was a kid name Alex. That was my boy but he moved to seattle after our senior year. One day me and him decide to skip with these two girls and go to the same park i'm at now. We were jus chillin there sittin on the benches you know he had a girl,i had a girl and we were, you know, being teenagers. So we were sittin there and all of a sudden we here police sirens and we were like" oh shit we are goin to jail". So the police car pulled up and the man in the car said "turn around and put your hands up". So we turned around and had our hands up and Alex started to cry and he said to the officer "please dont arrest me im sorry for not being in school and skipping. im so sorry just please dont arrest me!". The officer said "oh so you guys are teenagers skipping huh? i thought ya'll were in college." i said to Alex "you dumbass! being so scared you told the damn officer everything now we are goin to be in trouble your soo damn stupid". "Damn right you guys are in trouble" the officer said and laughed at us.The officer then told us to one by one to walk backwards in to the police car and Alex was still crying like a bitch. So we all got in the back the officer sat in the driver's seat turned around and said "Alex, dont you eva cry like a bitch again". "Toney?" i said."what the hell are you doing scaring us like that for?". Toney is a guy that is 2 or 3 years older than me and he dropped out of high school and worked at Bob's bbq we were pretty cool friends i still think he works there but i haven't been to that place in a while though. Anyway, Toney said "i seen yall walking and i decided to mess with yall". "so how they hell you get the police car" I said." I borrowed it from Big Al's place". "well that explains alot. so let us out Toney" i said. "Aite i got you". As Toney let us out I said "that shit wasn' t funny scaring us like that". " I know i jus wanted to have a little fun". Then we continued to do what we were doing before... being some fools.